Ted (2012)

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.

The advertisements of this looked like it could be funny but then you watch the entire film. The first part actually had some funny stuff in it but the movie turned into what it is a human story between two human characters I don't give a damn about that couldn't act out of a paper bag.

If it had more Ted in it it could have been a so so movie but it had too much exposure of Mark Wahlberg. I should have known if Mark's in it its gonna be bad. How does Mark Wahlberg keep getting work? He isn't funny or talented at acting? The writing for this movie sucked & i suspect everyone was high while making this.

Seth Macfarlane, just stop making live action films & stick with what you do best with your adult themed cartoons. One of the worst films I ever seen. Still 2012 Doomsday was a gazillion times worse than this though both movies result in doomsday for your brain cells literally.